upsidedownfoot
/ˌəpˌsī(d) ˈdoun fo͝ot/
adjective, verb
Hi there! I needed a new logo, and i hired these guys. Life’s been upsidedownfoot ever since.
…or something like this:
If you want your business to be upsidedownfooting, call these guys.
Now open for projects. We will pay YOU to build a website for you.